Eugenie: Hey, everybody! I’m Eugenie!
Avalon: I’m Avalon!
Eugenie: And you’re tuning in to iEugenie!
Avalon: We have something excited for tonight!
Eugenie: Hope you’re ready!
Avalon: You better be!
Eugenie: For today’s iEugenie, we’re going to be doing a segment called: AHHH!! HOT!!
Avalon: You’re probably guessing: it has to do with spicy food.
Eugenie: If you said that, you’re right! Avalon and I will be doing a spicy food eating contest!
Avalon: Whoever blows the least amount of fires wins!
Eugenie: Okay, the first spicy food we’ll be trying is Indian curry! Ready, Avalon?
Eugenie: Let’s go!
Avalon: WHOA!! THIS IS SO HOT!
Eugenie: Haha!! You blew fire! So, I’m in the lead!
Eugenie: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! HOT!!!!!!!!
Avalon: Okay, we’re tied.
After finishing the curry
Eugenie: Okay, the results are as follows: I blew fire 4 times while Avalon blew fire 5 times. That means I’m the winner!
Avalon: Way to go, Eugenie! It looks like you can handle spicy foods better than me!
Eugenie: Before we move on to the next round, Avalon and I will take a short break and cool our tongues! We’ll see you when we’re done!
After the break
Eugenie: We’re back and ready for round 2 of this contest!
Avalon: The next spicy dish we’ll be trying is Bhel Puri, which is a savory Indian snack!
Eugenie: Hope any of you viewers out there like spicy food! Next time we do another spicy food eating contest, we’ll invite you to join!
Avalon: This is still in the works and once we got that figured out, we’ll announce when this will take place!
Both: AHHH!! HOT!!
Avalon: We’re tied.
Eugenie: Even though this dish is SO spicy, I LOVE IT!
Avalon: I love it too.
Eugenie: I’m gonna win for sure!
Avalon: Oh yeah? We’ll see about that!
Avalon: UGH! This is torture!
Eugenie: Come on, Eugenie. You got this!
After finishing the Bhel Puri
Eugenie: Wow, I breathed fire 4 times while Avalon breathed fire 5 times! I win!
Avalon: Way to go, girl. My tongue is burning a lot.
Eugenie: Okay fans! We’ll be taking a break and cooling off our tongues! See you when we’re done!
After the break
Eugenie: Hey, guys! We’re back! Did you miss us? I bet you did!
Avalon: Final round of this spicy food eating contest! We’re having a Chinese delicacy, Mapo Tofu with Pork!
Eugenie: I’ve never tried this dish before. Hope it’s delicious.
Avalon: Ok, Eugenie. Let’s do this!
Eugenie: This is our first time using chopsticks, so please forgive us.
Avalon: Using chopsticks is very hard, but with a little practice, we can become chopstick savvy!
Eugenie: This dish is good and a bit spicy.
Avalon: I love this dish! I’ve tried tofu before and it’s so soft.
Eugenie: AHHHH!! HOT!!
After finishing the Mapo Pork with Tofu
Avalon: Ha! I didn’t breathe any fire in this round! I win!
Eugenie: BUT, I won 2 rounds and you won 1 round. So that means I win this contest!
Avalon: Congrats, bestie!
Eugenie: Well, that was fun! Right, Avalon?
Avalon: It wasn’t just fun, it was blazing hot!
Eugenie: I hope you all enjoyed seeing us eating spicy food and breathing fire.
Avalon: Let’s move on to a new segment called “Call the Fashion Police”!!
Eugenie: Wherever we go, we see people dressed in weird and funny outfits!
Avalon: In this segment, we’ll be sharing pictures of people dressed funny!
Eugenie: Here are tonight’s top picks!
Eugenie: This looks pretty okay, in my opinion.
Avalon: To make this outfit better, she would’ve worn pants instead of a skirt.
Eugenie: Check this dude out!
Avalon: A sports jacket, jeans with a sweater tied to it, and Indian style slip ons!
Eugenie: Come on. Why are you wearing a jacket when you have a sweater tied to your jeans??
Avalon: Are you trying to stay extra warm even though it’s blazing warm out there?
Eugenie: Here’s another one!
Avalon: The overall outfit looks good, except for the shoes.
Eugenie: Why wear fancy loafers? They’re only for formal wear!
Eugenie: Hope you got a laugh out of today’s “Call the Fashion Police” segment!
Avalon: That concludes tonight’s show! Remember to always eat your vegetables!
Eugenie: Get good grades!
Avalon: Don’t cheat on tests!
Eugenie: I’m Eugenie!
Avalon: I’m Avalon!
Eugenie: See you later! Bye!